Metaphorical

Dear reader, please enjoy this informative link. If your Thursday night took you to similar places we have seen you will be thanking me (please refer to the possible remedies section.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangover

Like the strong burst of spring, ever pushing us toward summer, a night out ripped through our sobriety like a lion. Having given us a congratulatory pat on the face (for a night well spent), it feels as though he has just taken the whole thing off. Faceless, aching all over, we stumble weak-kneed through the day, longing for our down pillow.